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3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 59,423 notes

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 263,958 notes

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one.

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA!

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 332,911 notes

loserapproaching:

sam high on meds was the best

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 65,391 notes

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 418,824 notes

justafanboy:

dadvevo:

today at class we was looking at ideal woman in the past and
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Yet another unrealistic standard for women.

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 66,575 notes

kev-n:

corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

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Basically

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 168,257 notes
the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 600,307 notes

42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 327,315 notes

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 233,495 notes
kissmy-cas:

that would be all well and good until one of the bricks moved and caused everything to topple over and people could get injured/die

kissmy-cas:

that would be all well and good until one of the bricks moved and caused everything to topple over and people could get injured/die

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 8,542 notes

tacoposey:

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

but if you combine the three you’d have one kickass disney movie

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 138,280 notes

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 221,209 notes

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 57,807 notes

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 41,245 notes