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Raychel ILY! <3 

dude I’m smiling so hard, it’s been so long since we’ve talked 

we need to see each other again, seriously 

it’s nice to see i’m not the only one who fell into the depths of tumblrlrlrlrlrlr

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

feistymuffin:

fancysuperexcellent:

Act 1: A boy and his friends embark upon an adventure.

Act 6 Intermission 5: An alien’s dead teenage ancestor from an alternate universe embarks upon an explanation of the nine types of leprechaun cereal sex.

we should stop telling people about homestuck

numbless:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

put a ship in my ask and i’ll do this

ship: vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

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foreverstuckinsadness:

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

Exactly^

no:

URL giveaway!

so I’m leaving tumblr as my auntie flo died and it just brings back horrible memories and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner tomorrow at 8 GMT. Adiós

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

misofoniac:

hear-my-circles-sing:

Robert Downy Jr morphed with Benedict Cumberbatch, and Jude Law with Martin Freeman.

Guys, we found them.

Ultimate Sherlock and Watson.

OH MY GOD

rock-salt-and-shotguns:

artactually:

Let’s say that Cas wears Dean’s amulet and Dean wears Cas’s grace…

this is everything that i want.

inlovewithavulcan:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

onthesideoftheotters:

hopping on this bandwagon

TOO ADORABLE

What a cutie pie <3

hotokichan:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.

powerburial:

DON’T

• make me nervous

DO

• not make me nervous